I once went to a friends birthday party. After staying longer than I should and drinking more than I should have, I decided to go home. On my way home I managed to lose just about ever personal possession I had on me, including my wallet, jacket, watch and shoes. When I woke up the next morning I was convinced I had been robbed. Accordingly, I headed to my local police station and reported the obvious crime that had been committed against me. Three hours later I received a phone call from a very “giggly” officer. She informed me that they had reviewed Bolton CCTV footage and had discovered that I fell asleep outside a train station, and all my personal belongings had been collected by homeless after I left. Needless to say, they were closing my file. I thanked the officer and promised never to drink again.